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Government says.
Educate a girl & she will educate four people in a home
But
while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed.
What to do..?

Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.

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*::*Wishing*::*
   *:::*U*:::*
*::::*Happiest*::::*
 *::*Sweetest*::*
   >|:::*&*:::|<
  *::::*Lovely*:::*
   *:::*GOOD*:::*
 *....*morning*...*

Morning makes us tension,
Afternoon makes us tired,
Evening makes us engage,
But only night makes us rest.
So close your eyes & Enjoy your dreams.
Good Night

Ae chand mere dost ko ek tohfa dena,
taro ki mehfil sang roshni karna,
chhupa lena andhere ko,
har raat ke baad ek khubsurat savera dena.

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Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c?
Wife khamosh rehndi hai..
Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?
Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de!!

2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare
1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle
2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle
… Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c
thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn”
dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian
jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo” :P

Asqa nu net di speed mardi,
Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi,
Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda,
Ya fake id da supense marda,
DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi,
Facebook ute rishtedari mardi.

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Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..
Banta: Kitne Run Banaye?
Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.
Banta: Shit Yaar so close!

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

Beta Baap Se: Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain?
Baap: Beta, Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai,
Jese “SIMON TAUFFEL”

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Ek ladki ne 400 meter race meladko ko aaram se hara diya.
Saheli: Tune ye kaise kiya?
Ladki: Mein pichhe se skirt uthake bhagi koi aage hi nahi gaya.
 
Girl: Wo kia hai jo ladki pehli dafa karwate hue pain ki waja se roti hai?
Pappu: Kaan (ear) mey ched.
MORAL: Aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saaf rakho..

Bhoot1: Tu kaise mara.
Bhoot2: Friz ki thand se aur tu.
bhoot1: Patni pe shak tha.
Pura ghar dunda ashik nahi mila.
Sarm se sucide ki.
Bhoot1: Friz khol deta dono bach jate.

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5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi:
Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai,
jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai.

Chhoti si love story..!!
Ek dada aur dadi ne
Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane ka socha,
Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge
Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke
gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi..
Dada gusse me ghar pahoch,
tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara
Dadi ne sharma kar kaha
maa ne jane nahi diya..!!

Pyar ki gadi mein kabhi petrol nahi hota,
pyar ke safar mein kabhi panchar nahi hota,
Pyar jivan ki aisi gadi hai jis mein
2 se jayada passenger nahi hota.

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 Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.

Shaadi par wife boli:
Aaap mere prannath aur mein apke charno ki dasi.
Shaadi ke baad woh ho Gaya Charandas aur,
woh ho gayi prano ki pyaasi. s
 
pati: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan kahin chhupa kar rakh do, padosi aa rahe hain.
patni: Kyonji ! kya Aapke dost chura lenge?
pati: are Nahin, who apna saaman pehchaan lenge.

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Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh
Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye Maharaj
Me Glas Leke Ata hu

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Santa:-are yaar banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?
Banta:-hasne ke karan.
Santa:-who kaise?
Banta:-are yaar main ek pehalwan ko dekh kar han pada.

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